I mutter breathlessly, trying to suppress my high school- cheerleader giggling. Though I was never cheerleader—the bitter thought crosses my mind.

Fifty Shades Darker, p. 41.

“Though I was never cheerleader?” i feel like a simple word spell check would have caught that.

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Anastasia, do you have any idea how much money I make?”
I flush, of course not. “Why should I? I don’t need to know the bottom line of your bank account, Christian.”
His eyes soften. “I know. That’s one of the things I love about you.”
I gaze at him, shocked. Love about me?
“Anastasia, I earn roughly one hundred thousand dollars an hour.

Fifty Shades Darker, p. 78.

oh yeah? well i earn roughly four dollars and twenty eight cents an hour so go fuck yourself. BEFORE TAXES.

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You have no idea how attractive you are, do you?”
I flush. Why’s he going on about this?
“All those boys pursuing you—that isn’t enough of a clue?”
“Boys? What boys?”
“You want the list?” Christian frowns. “The photographer, he’s crazy about you, that boy in the hardware store, your roommate’s older brother. Your boss,” he adds bitterly.

Fifty Shades Darker, p. 88.

damn! jose? that boy from the hardware store? you’re a regular megan fox!

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  • English: A dog
  • Swedish: What
  • English: The dog
  • English: Two dogs
  • Swedish:
  • Swedish:
  • Swedish: En hund, hunden
  • Swedish: … hundar, hundarna
  • German:
  • English: No, go away
  • Swedish: No one invited you
  • German: Der Hund
  • English: I said go away
  • German: Ein Hund, zwei Hunde
  • Swedish: Stop it
  • German: Den Hund, einen Hund, dem Hund, einem Hund, des Hundes, eines Hundes, den Hunden, der Hunden
  • Finnish: Sup
  • English: NO
  • Swedish: NO
  • German: NO
  • Finnish:
  • English:
  • German:
  • Swedish:
  • Finnish: Koira, koiran, koiraa, koiran again, koirassa, koirasta, koiraan, koiralla, koiralta, koiralle, koirana, koiraksi, koiratta, koirineen, koirin
  • German:
  • Swedish:
  • Finnish:
  • English:
  • Finnish: And now the plural forms

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skysignal:

escaperoutes:

Yesssss.

I want a cokk.

dead

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Oh chin I see you how you stare at him XD

ohno-style:

Im like “eeee I see Sekai no owari!” 

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jpopmagazine: Yuko Oshima in anan No.1810 -preview-
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Yuko Oshima in anan No.1810 -preview-

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hopeatuuli:

That random moment during the interview when Yoshiki misunderstood the question does he miss Hong Kong. Oh, Yoshiki, you’re always just thinking about ladies :p x

Yoshiki looks like a middle aged women now

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adidasoriginals:

The White Space Project remains super kawaii!

Kyary reps Japan in the WSP, a movement that gives girls around the world a space to unleash their creativity and get wild with adidas Originals.

What does this eccentric lady get up to on a typical day? Spur.jp documented the pop star’s process as she prepared for the drop of her debut album, Pamyu Pamyu Revolution. As it turns out the life of a pop star is pretty hectic, but as you can see she rocks her style with finesse!

All these photos and more are exhibited at the Shinjuku Originals store so if you’re nearby, check it out.

What else is going on around the world in the WSP? Take a look at:www.adidasoriginals.tumblr.com/tagged/wsp

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